Me: Tell me what brings you here.
Patient: My heart! It keeps on racing! The last three days it has been like a Hummingbird. I cannot even catch my breath.
Me: Okay we will do an EKG. Have you done anything different?
Patient: No, it reminds me of when I did…well you know the 80’s
Me: Did drugs?
Patients: Yeah I used to do the white stuff…
Patient: The nose candy
Me: Got it
Patient: Rhymes with Locaine.
Me: Yes, I understand
Patient: I have never admitted this to anyone. Feels good. I wasn’t a crackhead or nothing.
Me: No judgment from me.
Patient: Good, because I did cocaine 3 days ago.