Patient: I hope you don’t mind. We brought our yorkie(yorkie sitting in a dog carriage). He is really like a baby to us.
Me: Well he is cute. However, we had some complaints in the waiting room. Your “baby” was accused of nipping at a medical assistant and barking at passerbys.
Patient’s husband: I know, but the thing is he only barks at liars and nips at sinners. He wants people to be better!
Me: But he barked at me.
Patient: (smirking) That’s right.