Elderly, Funny, Gas, Uncategorized

I Just Gotta Be Free!


Me: (speaking to patient) So have you begun going to the adult day center?

Patient: (pouting) Yes, they send me to the “babysitters”

Patient’s daughter: (frustrated) No

(Patient and daughter now arguing loudly in foreign language)

Patient’s daughter: (talking to me) She went three days and will not go back. Well I think they don’t want her either.

Patient: (interupts)  I can’t be free there!!!

Patient’s daughter: (visibly upset)  She won’t go back because she can’t FART freely while she plays bingo. People complained and I know she did it all on purpose.

Patient: I can’t hold in the farts! (Points to daughter) Your food is so bad! It’s your fault!

Me: Ok, so I am sorry I asked.   Um, how is your blood pressure log?




Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s