Me: (speaking to patient) So have you begun going to the adult day center?
Patient: (pouting) Yes, they send me to the “babysitters”
Patient’s daughter: (frustrated) No
(Patient and daughter now arguing loudly in foreign language)
Patient’s daughter: (talking to me) She went three days and will not go back. Well I think they don’t want her either.
Patient: (interupts) I can’t be free there!!!
Patient’s daughter: (visibly upset) She won’t go back because she can’t FART freely while she plays bingo. People complained and I know she did it all on purpose.
Patient: I can’t hold in the farts! (Points to daughter) Your food is so bad! It’s your fault!
Me: Ok, so I am sorry I asked. Um, how is your blood pressure log?