Me: Tell me what brings you here. Patient: My heart! It keeps on racing! The last three days it has been like a Hummingbird. I cannot even catch my breath. Me: Okay we will do an EKG. Have you done anything different? Patient: No, it reminds me of when I did...well you know the 80's… Continue reading Cardiac Confessions
Me: I am so sorry that since we last saw you your house burned down! Patient: Thank you, I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. I was in the hospital for six weeks. I almost died. I still have lung problems from the smoke inhalation. Me: That's terrible! Ummm kinda awkward but… Continue reading Smoking Section?