Me: (speaking to patient) So have you begun going to the adult day center? Patient: (pouting) Yes, they send me to the "babysitters" Patient's daughter: (frustrated) No (Patient and daughter now arguing loudly in foreign language) Patient's daughter: (talking to me) She went three days and will not go back. Well I think they don't… Continue reading I Just Gotta Be Free!
Me: (walks into exam room) Good morning Patient: (embarrassed) Oh!!! Um oh no! Me: Are you ok? What's wrong? Patient: I did not expect you to come in so soon. I just farted really bad. Could you... Me: (walking out room) Say no more. Smell it, for your health? A few years ago (2013-2014ish) several… Continue reading Run! Save yourself!